SERIOUSLY, people!
On one of my Internet forages, I encountered an asinine website(link below) that is campaigning for the rights of women to appear in public bare chested just as men are allowed to do. Really? I'm sure the guys think this is a great idea but I did an informal poll of the women I know and NONE of them were in favor of it! For one thing, it would create a myriad of problems. It is dangerous! Think of all the accidents it could cause when women are walking about sans top and guys are paying more attention to that than where they are walking or driving! Not to mention the things that could go wrong for the girls like getting your boob stuck in an elevator door, accidentally flopping it into a bowl of soup at Pannera Bread, getting too close to the grill at one of those hibachi restaurants, spilling your coffee at Starbucks...the list is endless!! What if you had to ride home on a standing-room only bus and the person facing you was just the right height to view the twins dead-on?Awkward!Imagine being anywhere crowded and all the creepy cop-a-feel perverts that would be just waiting for an opportunity to rub you the wrong way! Think about all those billions and gazillions of germs out there. Surely not a good thing to expose the nip-nips to. Do you really want to have to carry Wet Wipes with you everywhere you go? Plus, it has been my experience(having had one "exposure" to a nude beach in the Bahamas) that the people you'd like to see nude have the good sense to stay covered up because they instinctively know that most people look better with a little something on, and the ones who want to flaunt it-don't got it! I dare say, it is pollution of a sort! Talk about an eyesore-heh! What about the Michigan winters-a tit bit nipply, wouldn't you say? That would be a really bad place to get frostbite! OK~then there's the little matter of gravity. I already feel betrayed by my connective tissue because of Sir Isaac Newton and his hateful law. But, if all of us walked around like that 24/7, the effects would be devastating. Good for plastic surgeons perhaps. Well, in conclusion, I composed a little limerick to voice how I truly feel about this issue:
When your t** hangs so low that it reaches your cl**, then you are in deep sh**!
Not a good idea, people! RETHINK!
That's all I have to say about that. Check it out for yourself!
http://www.gotopless.org/
This isn't the only ridiculous cause I encountered out there either. There are more!
If my life were so devoid of meaning that I was driven to devote myself to championing such a knucklehead, cockadoody cause as the ones you'll find listed below, I would dowse myself with gasoline, throw myself off the Sears Tower, light myself on fire and shoot myself in the head just moments before falling to my death on the streets of Chicago!Extreme? Maybe just a tad...but read on and see if you don't at least somewhat agree that these causes are absolutely 100% unadulterated bullpucky!
If you Google "ridiculous causes", a website called cracked.com will come up. There's a post on there by a guy named Adam Brown. He's done his research and came up with the 5 most ridiculous causes to ever get a website(you will need to enter that on this site in the search box to pull it up. There are many other equally entertaining and equally vulgar posts on this site, so if you enjoy that sort of thing~knock yourself out! There is swearing in this post but if you can overlook that, it's really funny!)
http://www.cracked.com
If silly is what you seek, check out this site! Home of the Slower Traffic Keep Right campaign, a member of S.P.I.T which is an acronym for Supporters of Politically Incorrect Topics, they are proud members of the I Hate Mimes Club and advocates for blink-free sites:
http://www.thefunnybones.com
And, if that's not enough, read- Websites About Which I Am Chagrined- by Ian Fortey- at a site called Scenic Anemia:
http://www.scenicanemia.com
That's my limit for now! You just never know what's out there!
On one of my Internet forages, I encountered an asinine website(link below) that is campaigning for the rights of women to appear in public bare chested just as men are allowed to do. Really? I'm sure the guys think this is a great idea but I did an informal poll of the women I know and NONE of them were in favor of it! For one thing, it would create a myriad of problems. It is dangerous! Think of all the accidents it could cause when women are walking about sans top and guys are paying more attention to that than where they are walking or driving! Not to mention the things that could go wrong for the girls like getting your boob stuck in an elevator door, accidentally flopping it into a bowl of soup at Pannera Bread, getting too close to the grill at one of those hibachi restaurants, spilling your coffee at Starbucks...the list is endless!! What if you had to ride home on a standing-room only bus and the person facing you was just the right height to view the twins dead-on?Awkward!Imagine being anywhere crowded and all the creepy cop-a-feel perverts that would be just waiting for an opportunity to rub you the wrong way! Think about all those billions and gazillions of germs out there. Surely not a good thing to expose the nip-nips to. Do you really want to have to carry Wet Wipes with you everywhere you go? Plus, it has been my experience(having had one "exposure" to a nude beach in the Bahamas) that the people you'd like to see nude have the good sense to stay covered up because they instinctively know that most people look better with a little something on, and the ones who want to flaunt it-don't got it! I dare say, it is pollution of a sort! Talk about an eyesore-heh! What about the Michigan winters-a tit bit nipply, wouldn't you say? That would be a really bad place to get frostbite! OK~then there's the little matter of gravity. I already feel betrayed by my connective tissue because of Sir Isaac Newton and his hateful law. But, if all of us walked around like that 24/7, the effects would be devastating. Good for plastic surgeons perhaps. Well, in conclusion, I composed a little limerick to voice how I truly feel about this issue:
When your t** hangs so low that it reaches your cl**, then you are in deep sh**!
Not a good idea, people! RETHINK!
That's all I have to say about that. Check it out for yourself!
http://www.gotopless.org/
This isn't the only ridiculous cause I encountered out there either. There are more!
If my life were so devoid of meaning that I was driven to devote myself to championing such a knucklehead, cockadoody cause as the ones you'll find listed below, I would dowse myself with gasoline, throw myself off the Sears Tower, light myself on fire and shoot myself in the head just moments before falling to my death on the streets of Chicago!Extreme? Maybe just a tad...but read on and see if you don't at least somewhat agree that these causes are absolutely 100% unadulterated bullpucky!
If you Google "ridiculous causes", a website called cracked.com will come up. There's a post on there by a guy named Adam Brown. He's done his research and came up with the 5 most ridiculous causes to ever get a website(you will need to enter that on this site in the search box to pull it up. There are many other equally entertaining and equally vulgar posts on this site, so if you enjoy that sort of thing~knock yourself out! There is swearing in this post but if you can overlook that, it's really funny!)
http://www.cracked.com
If silly is what you seek, check out this site! Home of the Slower Traffic Keep Right campaign, a member of S.P.I.T which is an acronym for Supporters of Politically Incorrect Topics, they are proud members of the I Hate Mimes Club and advocates for blink-free sites:
http://www.thefunnybones.com
And, if that's not enough, read- Websites About Which I Am Chagrined- by Ian Fortey- at a site called Scenic Anemia:
http://www.scenicanemia.com
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